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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety