What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety