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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where