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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.