What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.