What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.