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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang