What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick