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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang