Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.