Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.