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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!