What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.