What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.