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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.