What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!