What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.