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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.