Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.