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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.