Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way