Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!