Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.