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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.