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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way