Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug