Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug