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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.