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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!