What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!