What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!