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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!