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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!