Yorkies
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A mutt in a rut!
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
A Cruci-fixie.
A plutocracy
