What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.