What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.