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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.