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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)