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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!