What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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