What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.