Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.