Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.