Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.