A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
You don't talk about fight club.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
A brick
D(sun)/dt *facepalm*
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They wished it was Anubis.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
With its buccaneers!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Grant.
By losing a billion dollars in business.
