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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!