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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise