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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.