Grant Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.