What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.