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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night