How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.