How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare