How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."