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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.