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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.