Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

They weren't born yesterday.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!