Abort Baby Jokes

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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