It wasn't born yesterday.
Because it was not born yesterday.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because they all live in de-Nile...
They never get old
Because abortions float.
Baby on board.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
I still love vista, baby
I'll be Bach
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Trick-or-trout!