Abort Baby Jokes

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday