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Abort Baby Jokes

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes