What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Daily Jokes More Daily Jokes

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...