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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."