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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.