What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.