What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!