What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!