Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'