Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.