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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".