Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral