Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.