What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano