What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that