What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.