What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.