What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while