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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!