You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
You get stoned.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Name that tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Two. One to cut and one to glue
