You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
About 10 pounds.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Name that tuna!
You can't tuna fish!
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!