What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.