What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!