What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by)

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)