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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!