What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.