What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.