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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!