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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)