What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.