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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.