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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's