What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.