What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.