What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.