What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.