What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!