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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother