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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.