Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.