Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift