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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Drift Jokes More Drift Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.