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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift