Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

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Sorry...that was my fault.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

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They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.