Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift