Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift