Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!