You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Earth wind and fire
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Pluck a duck.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Denim Denim Denim
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Sunburned armpits.
Pole Position
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Disguise!
