You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Nothing, it was on Mars
Because they find him very down to earth.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
You don't, you get down off a duck.
The handycap.
Ehh, it depends.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Aboot this big.
Purrfect
The Lone Aardvark!