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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!