Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!