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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross