How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!