How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.