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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5