How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.