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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5