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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!