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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!