What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.