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Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."