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Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer