Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

Goodnight Jokes More Goodnight Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.