Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Friends character are you?

Quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)