Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.