Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave