Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree