Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."