Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

Thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."