Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.