Because potholder was already taken
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
A cello burns longer.
Guess where this finger's going.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Joint custardy
My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
