Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Roach Clip Jokes More Roach Clip Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken