Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.