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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken