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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Roach Clip Jokes More Roach Clip Jokes

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken