Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Roach Clip Jokes More Roach Clip Jokes

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken