Joint Jokes

Joint custardy

$Your Age Is Only Math$

The steaks are high

Double jointed.

Because potholder was already taken

Shake N' Bake.

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

He wanted to smoke a joint!

They both love to spark up joints.

The Philosophers Stoned

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

An hour later you're hungry for power.

The steaks are too high.

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

It was closed.

A Meringueutan

Joint custardy

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

I n c o r r e c t l y

I prefer both of them shaken

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

He took the rhombus.

Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Your Age Is Only Math

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

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