Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Common Question Jokes More Common Question Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Potholder Jokes More Potholder Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Roach Clip Jokes More Roach Clip Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift