Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Common Question Jokes More Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif