Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.