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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.