Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.