Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.