Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

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They were too Cutler-y.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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W

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's