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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's