Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.