Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!