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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?