Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

W Jokes More W Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.