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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

W Jokes More W Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

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How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.