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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.