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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.