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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.