Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor