Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.