Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink