Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor