Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."