Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
He wanted cold cuts.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Flip flips
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
The brides are already dressed in white.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Make sure one is a match!
Smack her.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.