Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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His surname

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No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Give her a shovel.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.