Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.