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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge