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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove