How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.