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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.