What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.