What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances