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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."