Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone