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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.