Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."