Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.