Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?