Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.