Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.