Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.