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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.