What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.