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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one