What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man