What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.