What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.