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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!