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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy