What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized