What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.