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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.