What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.