What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.