What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!