What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.