What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.