What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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