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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.