What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds