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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.