What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.