What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.