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What kind of car does god drive?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

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What kind of car does god drive?

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