What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler