Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!